Cute And Funny Birthday Quotes
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Cute and funny birthday quotes. By jack benny. These funny birthday quotes will put smiles on your face and help you to look at the birthday from a positive perspective. When i have a birthday i take the day off. Age is a number and yours is unlisted.
And now the best of the funny birthday quotes. I think that s a great idea. They are hilarious interesting yet wise and meaningful. Funny birthday quotes a man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Ernest meyers it s always nice to wish the best to someone who really is. I know what you re trying to do here. Aging seems to be the only. Birthdays are good for you.
You re birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar. Birthday does not have to be sad and serious because you are getting older. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. That s why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death.
Funny birthday quotes for cards letters notes facebook posts emails texts and more. Statistics show that the people who have the. Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says ted i am 83 years old now and i m just full of aches and pains. 48 cute birthday sayings and quotes.
You re looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man. Funny birthday quotes and sayings. Unknown i get up each morning and dust off my wits then pick up the paper and read the o bits. 48 funny birthday quotes sayings and greetings you would have loved the gift i didn t bother getting you.
If you don t mind it doesn t matter. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Forget about the present i didn t get you one. Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf.
Don t just count your years make your years count. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.